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gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

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alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

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deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

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iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone